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THE CANONICAL SMILEY (AND 1-LINE SYMBOL) LIST Compiled by James Marshall Copyright 1994 - 2000
Warning: File may contain material that is inappropriate for some readers (particularly younger ones) -- caution and discretion is advised! :) Smiling, happy faces; don't take me too seriously Happy Midget smiley Cheshire cat smile Happy Salamander User is a midget Smilie without a nose Normal face Leper :-) Smiling, happy faces; don't take me too seriously <smile> or <grin> Your basic smiley Ha ha Comedy Willie Shoemaker "We are all, each of us, alone" Happy Humorous Smiley standard The normal smiling face User is an orator Happy user Just kidding or happy I'm a gentleman User is nosy :> Smiling, happy faces; don't take me too seriously Midget smiley Hmm, let me think... User is a midget Devilish Grin Sharp smile ;) Winking happy faces (something said tongue-in-cheek) Midget Wink Winking ;-) Winking happy faces (something said tongue-in-cheek) Wink (or wink and a smile) Winking smiley "If you touch my daughter again, they won't be blanks" A practical joker who played one too many and got beat up Beaten up Could be pirate smiling face?? Crying with happiness Getting fresh Sardonic incredulity Smiling face gets his lights punched out User is making a flirtatious and/or sarcastic remark Hinting ;> Winking happy faces (something said tongue-in-cheek) Midget wink Saucy wink B-) Smiling face from a person wearing glasses Smiling and wearing glasses or sunglasses Message from Batman User wears horn-rimmed glasses Horn-rims "Holy trichinosis!" "I pray daily for death" "Let's do the beach, man!" User is ready for the beach Cool or sunglasses Ski glasses 8-) Smiling face with a wide-eyed look Smile with glasses Smiling and wearing glasses Wide-eyed look User is wearing sunglasses Smiley swimmer Smiley with big eyes...perhaps wearing contact lenses "I was the second gunman" Excited Bug-eyed smilie Eight!?! (happy) Swimmer 8-( Unhappy smiley Wide-eyed unhappy smiley Eight!?! (unhappy)
:D Wider happy face (or Minstrel singers) Laughter Big smile :-D Wider happy face (or Minstrel singers) Big mouth User is laughing (at you!) Big smile Said with a smile Talking too much User is a blabber mouth Laugh-happy user Comedy :-o "Oh, nooooooo!" (a la Mr. Bill) User singing national anthem Uh oh! Surprise / shocker "Oh, the humanity!" Mr. Bill Wow! Shocked Yawn Talking/Peaceably More versions of shouting Bored :-( Sad or disappointed face Unhappy Frowning smilie. Boo hoo Drama "I will start with those you love most" Has read too many 'smiley' articles Mad Sad face, 'that comment makes me sad (mad)' Un-smiley Displeasure Sad user Depressed of frowning "Have an ordinary day" :-P Tongue stuck out Wider happy face (or Minstrel singers) Nyahhhh! Nyah nyah "I have a longer tongue than Gene Simmons" Has a secret to tell you Telling secrets Tongue hanging out in anticipation User is wanting to lick your neck Keeping a straight face (tight-lipped) :-J Tongue in cheek Tongue-in-cheek comments Surfer :-# Message concerning something that shouldn't have been said Censored User wears braces Braces "My lips are sealed" Mouth zipped Punched in the mouth Talking with Braces Blowing a kiss
:-$ Message indicating person is ill Put your money where your mouth is Smiley face with it's mouth wired shut "These braces sure do hurt!" Mouth wired shut Sellout (does NOT rhyme with zealot!) Uncertainty Jewish user :-& Message indicating person is angry User is tongue tied Smiley which is tongue-tied Perplexed User eating spaghetti :-* Kiss... Oooops (covering mouth with hand) User just ate a sour pickle User just ate something sour Smiley after eating something bitter After eating something bitter or sour Star-tled Blowing a kiss :-x Kiss kiss "My lips are sealed" smiley "My lips are sealed" Not telling any secrets User kissing Blowing a kiss :-(=) Message from a person with big teeth. Message about people with big teeth Bucktooth smiley Big teeth <:-) Dumb questions For dumb questions User is Vietnamese peasant Hero user Dunce Magician Skier |-( Late night messages Nightmare. Smiley lost his contact lenses Asleep with nightmares Yawn :^) From a person with a large nose Messages teasing people about their noses User has a broken nose Smiley with pointy nose (righty) Smiley with a personality 3/4 view of person with elf-type sharp nose Broken nose Happy :*) Clowning around Smile with moustache I'm drunk User is drunk Ed McMahon Drunk smiling face Everyman Smilie with the nose of a clown
:-{#} From a person with braces Messages teasing people about their braces User is sick of messages teasing people about their braces &:-) From a person with curly hair Messages from people with curly hair Curly hair User is Guinan Wig II @:-) From a person with wavy hair User is wearing a turban Smiley wearing a turban Indian (East/Asian) Elvis A turban #:-) From a person with matted hair Done by someone with sort of matted hair "Everything you know is wrong" For people whose hair is in a mess User has a crewcut Smilie with a fur hat Happy with Hair O:-) Angel For those innocent souls Angel smiley Acting very innocent (halo) With halo C=:-) Chef User is a chef Chef smiley Galloping Gourmet ;-)}<////> Corporate-type guy (see the necktie?) :-) )-: Masking theatrical comments :-|K- Formal message User is formally attired Evening dress <:>== A turkey A turkey emoticon ...---... S.O.S. OO A guy is mooning you O:O A girl is mooning you @*&$!% You know what that means... 2B|^2B Message about Shakespeare "Forty Seconal should suffice" (O--< A fishy message... User suspects something fishy is going on @}->-- A rose. @>+-+-- A rose. @>-->-- A rose. ---<---@ A rose. @}-,-'-- A rose. @}-;--`--- A rose. @>--->---- A rose. @}--;---`---- A rose. @}`,---------- A rose. @}-^---,------ A rose. @}-->---->---- A rose. @}--)----)---- A rose. @)--`---,----- A rose. @}--<---<----- A rose. @}--`----,---- A rose. @}----`----^-- A rose. @}----->------ A rose. @(---`--`------ A rose. @},`----------- A rose. @}--,--`------- A rose. @--^--^--^--^------ A rose. (-_-) Secret smile User is happy (sideways) (.)(.) Ms. Dos User has big boobs :/) Not funny :-))) Reeeel happy, big smile I'm overweight William Conrad :-> Alternate happy face User just made a really biting sarcastic remark. Hey hey Sarcastic smiley Biting sarcastic face Deformed lips Happy Yet another smiley Smug User just made a really devilish remark Very Glad/Pleased/Very Happy Leer Grin Smiley walrus :-c Real unhappy Bummed out smiley :-C Unbelieving (jaw dropped) User is really bummed Real unhappy smiley Dracula user Count Dracula :-< Forlorn Real sad smiley Walrus smiley Frowning Moustache Amazed Mad/Upset Vampire Dog ;-C Sardonic incredulity :-} Crooked Smile Smiley variation on a theme Beard "Thish wine tashted pretty good" Fiendish grin Lipstick Normal smiling face with pretty lips Wears lipstick or some other lip appearance improving device User has had a little too much to drink Smilie with a curly smile User happy Matthew Ironic Smile User is leering :-i Semi-Smiley User is half smiling Smoking :-7 User after a wry statement User just made a wry statement Smiley after a wry statement Smirking smiley Smokes a pipe Talking out of side of mouth Wry face (@ @) You're kidding! :-" Pursing lips Whistling smiley Heavy smoker :-v Just another face (speaking) profiled from the side Talking head smiley Speaking Orator :-V Shout Shouting smiley :-O Shout Uh oh Talkaktive smiley Mr. Bill Wow! Birth Ohh, big mouth, Mick Jagger Yelling Shocked user Orator :-w Speak with forked tongue :-W Shout with forked tongue Speak with forked tongue :-r Bleahhh (sticking tongue out) Smiley raspberry Sticking tongue out :-f Bleahhh (sticking tongue out) Sticking tongue out :-p Bleahhh (sticking tongue out) Smiley sticking its tongue out (at you!) User is talking, talking, talking :-1 Smirks Smiley bland face Bland face :-, Smirks "Hmmmm." Smirking Blank with cigarette or cigar <:-O Eeek! User just saw a mouse, Eeek! :-T Keeping a straight face (tight-lipped) :-y Wider happy face (or Minstrel singers) Said with a smile Keeping a straight face (tight-lipped) Speaking doubtfully :-| Disgusted Man playing an harmonica "Have an ordinary day" smiley User is having an ordinary day Grim No expression No expression face, 'that comment doesn't phase me' Dead face Blank look Smiley monkey :'-( Shedding a tear User is crying Crying Upset :~-( Shedding a tear Crying Bawling/Really Crying and Upset :~(~~~ Crying :-).... Drool :-)~~~ Another drool |-) Getting tired A good dream! Or a face looking into bright sunlight. Lt. LaForge Data Hee hee Chinese Same as :-) but poster is Oriental Asleep (boredom) Nip user Dreaming Pleasently/Sleeping Oriental Ray-Bans User is sniggering :~) Yummee - lick lips Peter Ubberoth Needs a nosejob Pointy nose (righty) Smiling face needs a nosejob, no explanation necessary Ugly nose Ill with a cold I might sneeze :-? Licking your lips User smokes a pipe Smiley smoking a pipe Smoking a pipe Tongue in cheek User with a fetish for Blue Oyster Cult Puzzled/Questioning Jean Chretien's face Speaks like a politician "Mais que voulez-vous?" (I can't help) :-8 Talking out both sides of your mouth I just ate a pickle o= A burning candle for flames -= A doused candle to end a flame 8 Infinity .-) User has one eye User is Sammy Davis, Jr. :-: User is mutant Mutant smiley Mutant Toothless
The invisible smilie Smiley invisible man Ghost smiley in invisible state Here's the boat I lost :<) For those with hairy lips User is from an Ivy League School User is a blabber mouth :^{ For those with mustaches 8*) Smile with glasses and moustache Glasses and a moustache B*) Smile with Moustache and Designer Sunglasses! :<)= For those with beards too :-=) Older user with mustache Older smiley with mustache Adolph Hitler :-#| User with bushy mustache Smiley face with bushy mustache Bushy mustache ::-) User wears glasses User wears normal glasses User has four eyes Bi-focals 8:-) Glasses on forehead From a little girl User is a little girl Little girl smiley Wizard Spectacles on their forehead B-| User is wearing cheap sunglasses Cheap sunglasses Batman (as played by Michael Keaton) P-) Pirate Colonel Klink (Hogan's Heroes) Getting fresh :-{ Count Dracula Smiley variation on a theme Mustache User sad Matthew Alternate sad face =|:-)= Uncle Sam Abe Lincoln 7:) Ronald Reagan
:~i Smoking :~j Smoking and smiling :/i No smoking :-I Indifferent smilie. Hmm Indifferent Thinking Poker face It's something, but I don't know what... User without a sense of humor Angry :-B Drooling (or overbite) User is David Letterman (gap-toothed smile) Buttmouth user ):-) :-) :-) Loud guffaw (:-) Msgs dealing with bicycle helmets Captain Picard Smiley big-face "I never sang for my grandfather" Big-face No hair Surprised User is bald Wearing bicycle helmet Smilie wearing skull cap Soldier @= Warning about nuclear war User is pro-nuclear war "Kafka was a momma's boy" Flame about nuclear war, power or weapons follows Pro-nuclear activist OO Headlights on msg :_) I used to be a boxer, but it really got my nose out of joint User's nose is sliding off of his face After a fight where his nose was smashed in Viet Nam vet user (with nose broken out of joint by some VC) Tongue in cheek Boxer
#:-o "Oh, nooooooo!" (a la Mr. Bill) "Jesus built my hotrod" Smiley done by someone with matted hair Mr. Bill (:-$ Message indicating person is ill Ill Ill-informed about the Renaissance (:-& Message indicating person is angry Rosicrucian Angry (:-( Message indicating person is VERY sad Unsmiley frowning Very unhappy smiley The saddest smiley Sting Frowning (:^( Message concerning people with broken noses Jack Nicholson in Chinatown Broken nose (:<) Message concerning blabber mouths Rastafari Blabber mouth ?-( Message about people with a black eye Black eye *:* Message about fuzzy things Fuzzy *:** Message about fuzzy things with fuzzy mustaches Fuzzy with a fuzzy mustache %-) Message about people with broken glasses User is cross-eyed User has been staring at a green screen for 15 hours straight Elephant man After staring at the terminal for 36 hours Broken glasses Drunk with laughter Long bangs +<:-| Message from a monk/nun The Pope {0-) Message from cyclops Hair-parted-in-the-middle-scuba-diver user smiling (:-|K- Formal message Formally attired A suit and tie @%&$%& You know what that means N.W.A. fan User is swearing up a storm ||*( Handshake offered (giving) ||*) Handshake accepted (taking) <&&> Message concerning rubber chickens >< >< Message about/to someone wearing argyle socks <{:-)} Message in a bottle In a bottle <:-)<<| Message from a space rocket In a space rocket (:-... Heart-breaking message Heart-broken <<<<(:-) Message from a hat sales-man (:>-< Message from a thief: hands up! (mini whole body) <I==I) A message on four wheels User is on four wheels { Alfred Hitchcock A psycho
..|._ Opposite of a rose &;-P A suave guy on the make, who keeps advertising...just in case. *;-~i A lady replying to the guy by closing both eyes & puffing nonchalantly on her cigarette. >:-) Devil Nasty user A little devil >;-) Devilish Wink :-)## Guy with a Beard @:-)## Guruka Singh Khalsa &:-] Overly Handsome Self-Portrait of the Uploader w/Square Jaw &8-] Overly Handsome Self-Portrait of the Uploader w/Square Jaw @@B-) Bouffant Woman with Catseye Frame Glasses (8-} Percy Dovetonsils >-) Oriental Smiling Face An alien &B-]}<////> Another corporate-type with aviator glasses, wavy hair & tie. O!O A MALE moon O^O A FEMALE moon ;|8-) Hagar caught lying 7:^] I resemble Ronald Reagan Ronald Reagan *<|:-) I'm Santa Claus Santa Claus (Ho Ho Ho) )-:|<* Sanity Clause [:-) I'm wearing a walkman Smiley wearing a walkman Listening to walkman User has a flattop Frankenstein user Garibaldi from Babylon 5 (author says note the flat top) User is wearing a hard-hat A personal stereo Frankenstein's monster d:-) I'm a Braves fan Message about baseball Baseball smiley Baseball player Smilie with a cap Jockey A baseball cap :-\ Popeye smiling face Undecided smiley User is VERY sad Thinking Skeptical ;-\ Popeye gets his lights punched out Popeye beaten up :-s User after a BIZARRE comment Smiley after a BIZARRE comment Confused -:-) User sports a mohawk and admires Mr. T User is a punk rocker Has mohawk :%)% User has acne :n) User with funny-looking right nose Smiley with funny-looking right nose :u) User with funny-looking left nose Smiley with funny-looking left nose '-) User only has a left eye, which is closed Winking smiley One eyed man (-: User is left-handed Australian Don Ellis from Tektronix Left-handed (-) User needs a haircut (:I Egghead User is an egghead {:-) Smiley with its hair parted in the middle Kirk User wears a toupee Smiley wears a toupee New hair style
+:-) Smiley priest Priest smiley Priest =:-) Smiley punk-rocker From a hosehead Smiley is a punk Punk rocker User is a dickhead %-^ User is Picasso Picasso User was painted by Picaso @:I Turban (><) Anally retentive :-! Foot in mouth Smiley bland face Bland face Malcom McUser Excited/Exclaiming #-) Partied all night Lt. LaForge Zombie :-(*) About to vomit That comment made me sick Sick of netnews articles, about to vomit %-\ Hungover :-)8 Well dressed Man with bowtie Thespian :-)-{8 From a big girl User is a big girl :x( Habe a code in by dose 8:] From a gorilla Gorilla (:)-) Scuba diver Likes to scuba dive Scuba diving (-:|:-) Siamese twins {:V Sounds like a duck %+{ From the loser of a fight Lost a fight d :-) Hats off to your great idea q:-) For those who wear their caps backwards Wearing baseball cap backwards User is a baseball player Baseball catcher Rapper >:-| Spock Trekkie :-/ McCoy User is skeptical Lefty undecided smiley Retarded user Mixed/Apprenhensive :-{)} Commander Riker <>:{(} Lt. Worf **:-) Counsellor Troi ]) Lt. LaForge [:-| Data {(:-) I am William Shatner Wearing toupee } (:-( I am William Shatner in a high wind 8(:-) Zippy Mickey Mouse Mousketeer Walt Disney ******:-) Marge Simpson ^^ Happiness (Japanese symbol) ^^; Embarrasment (Japanese symbol) ;; Sadness (Japanese symbol) -- When it's the occasion to bow (Japanese symbol) >:-> User just made a really devilish remark. Devilish smiley Devilish User is leering >;-> Winky and devil combined. A very lewd remark was just made [:] User is a robot Robot smiley Robot B:-) Sunglasses on head User has glasses on forehead :-)-8 User is a big girl (partial body) :-{) User has a mustache Moustache Normal smiling face with a moustache Happy with Mustache :-{} User wears lipstick Smiley wears lipstick Heavy lipstick Mick Jagger Big mouth }:-( Toupee in an updraft Bull headed :-[ User is a Vampire Un-smiley blockhead Vampire smiley Biting criticism Blockhead Pouting Sarcastic Count Dracula Bad Mood/Grumpy Severe Displeasure
:-E Bucktoothed vampire Has major dental problems :-F Bucktoothed vampire with one tooth missing :-)~ User drools Drooling :-~) User has a cold :'-) User is so happy, s/he is crying Crying with happiness :-@ User is screaming Smiley face screaming User is saying, "It's true, I swear" Beard has permanent wave *or* was drawn by Picasso. Extremely angry Swearing User about to barf Barking/Tounge Lashing Tongue ring :v) User has a broken nose Left-pointing nose smiley Left-pointing broken nose Big nose -:-( Punk rocker (real punk rockers don't smile) :=) User has two noses Orangutan smiley +-:-) User is the Pope or holds some other religious office Priest `:-) Shaved his right eyebrow off this morning ,:-) David Ogden Stiers' toupee Shaved his left eyebrow off this morning |-I User is asleep Sleeping |-O User is yawning/snoring Birth Bored User is bored by the article you submitted :-Q User is a smoker Smoker Smoking smiley User smoking a bud Talking or Shouting with cigarette or cigar O-) Message from cyclops Smiley after smoking a banana Megaton Man, on patrol! Scuba diver Arc-welder A Martian (happy) O :-) User is an angel (at heart, at least) Angel :-S User just made an incoherent statement What you say makes no sense Sick smilie Sheepish/confused :-X User's lips are sealed Bow tie A big wet kiss User with taped-up mouth User is swearing <|-) User is Chinese Rickshaw driver A Vietnamese peasant <|-( User is Chinese and doesn't like these kind of jokes/fortunes *<:-) User is wearing a Santa Claus Hat Santa Claus Smilie with hat and pompom (cold weather smilie) (8-o It's Mr. Bill! *:o) It's Bozo the Clown! User is a bozo Clown 3:] Pet smilie 3:[ Mean Pet smilie Pit bull smiley d8= Your pet beaver is wearing goggles and a hard hat E-:-) User is a Ham radio operator TV detector van operator :-9 User is licking his/her lips Smiley licking it's lips %-6 User is braindead <:-I User is a dunce K:P User is a little kid with a propeller beenie :-0 No Yelling! (Quiet Lab) Orator Smiley orator User can't find shift key ..-) User only has one eye ,-) User only has one eye Winking happy smiley One eye ... and winking Sammy Davis, Jr. X-( User just died Net.suicide You are brain dead Dead user 8 :-) User is a wizard C=}>;*{)) Mega-Smilie... A drunk, devilish chef with a toupee in an updraft, a mustache, and a double chin :] Gleep...a friendly midget smilie who will gladly be your friend =) Variation on a theme Chinese smiley Interested smiley (big eyes) The "cute" smiley A different smiley :} What should we call these? (what?) The Grinch If the user is a frenchmen and he has a curly mustache :@ Screaming :I Hmmm... Hmmm, not funny! Bored Cute guy Pensive Bad joke, but since I like you, I'll try to smile Happy :( Sad Sad-turtle smiley Frowning :[ Real Downer A vampire Very unhappy :< Midget unsmiley What pretences! Sad boy :{ Oh boy, the headmaster! :O Yelling Amazed Feed me smileys Big gob :C Bummed :Q Smoking Split/chapped lip :,( Crying Crying smiley [] Hugs :* Kisses Blowing kisses |I Asleep |^o Snoring Hepcat :-` Smiley spitting out its chewing tobacco Spitting out chewing tobacco :-% Smiley banker Banker Bearded Talking out of both sides of mouth :-6 Smiley after eating something sour Smiley after eating something spicy ):-) Smiley big-face Impish smiley ):-( Unsmiley big-face Nordic smiley )8-) Scuba smiley big-face =:-( Real punks never smile Punk rocker (real punk rockers don't smile) :-q Smiley trying to touch its tongue to its nose Trying to touch tongue to nose :-e Disappointed smiley Disappointed :-t Cross smiley Pouting smiley :-] Smiley blockhead Biting sarcasm Blockhead Sarcastic Smilie with straight smile Obnoxious user Good Mood/Grinning Grim Smile }:-) Hair parted in the middle in an updraft Wearing toupee in an updraft I have a bull head Devil :-a Lefty smilely touching tongue to nose :-d Lefty smiley razzing you Said with a smile User is making razzbery Ththtpppttt User is sticking out their tongue g-) Wearing pince-nez glasses :-j Left smiling smilely User has a crooked smile Smoking and smiling :-k User is biting his/her lip :-l Yet another smiley User is almost smiling :-z Yet another cross smiley :-b Left-pointing tongue smiley "I have a longer tongue than Gene Simmons, only it is cloven" User is sticking out tongue .-] One-eyed smilely ,-} Wry and winking 0-) Smiley cyclops (scuba diver?) Cyclops Arc-welder Scuba diver User wears a scuba mask Happy invader from Mars Cross eyed }:^#}) Mega-smiley: updrafted bushy-mustached pointy nosed smiley with a double-chin |-D Ho ho Laughing out loud, HO HO ~~:-( Net.flame O |-) Net.religion 8 :-I Net.unix-wizards E-:-I Net.ham-radio >:-I Net.startrek Trekkie 3:o[ Net.pets |-P Yuk! Reaction to unusually ugly C code <:I Dunce :-8( Condescending stare >:-< Mad Angrily Mad/P'edoff I'm getting angry! 8-| Suspense / thriller Eyes wide with surprise :- Male Prolog programmer >- Female 8-# Death Dead smiley User is dead 8-O "Omigod!!" Took too many nodoz to work on thesis User just before doubling over with pain ;-( Crying smiley 'That makes me so mad that if I ever see you I'll punch your lights out' Beaten up Sad face gets his lights punched out Sad or mad and got beat up ;^) Smirking smiley :-)8< Big girl smiley User is a big girl :-}X Bow tie-wearing smiley <:-l Dunce smiley >:-l Klingon smiley @:-} Smiley just back from the hairdresser X:-) Little kid with a propeller beanie User is Aunt Jemima l^o Hepcat smiley }:^#) Pointy nosed smiley :-3 Handlebar mustache smiley : = Beaver smiley P-( Pirate smiley :8) Pigish smiley Pig :/\) Extremely bignosed smiley ([( Robocop &-l That made me cry l-O Smiley is yawning l:-O Flattop loudmouth smiley $-) Yuppie smiley Alex P. Keaton (from "Family Ties") Won big at Las Vegas Won the lottery :----} You lie like pinnochio Pinnochio 8<:-) Smiley is a wizard :#) Drunk smiley H-) Cross-eyed smiley User is Geordie LaForge ]-I Smiley wearing sunglasses Very cool sunglasses (so smirks) V^J Smiley with glasses, seen from left side (portrait, talking) +-( Smiley, shot between the eyes ~:-P Smiley, thinking and steaming Having only one single hair `' Cat's eyes in the night L-P Totally scrambled smiley BI A frog -( Always should wear safety glasses, especially in the laser burn-in room User with gouged-out eyes !-( Black eye !-| "I-am-a-Cylon-Centurian-with-one-red-eye-bouncing-back- and-forth." Cyclon Centurian Popeye User !.'v Flat top (profile) !|:-( ) Being brained by a baseball bat #(,'%/) Slept too long on one side and didn't have time to wash hair #:o+= Betty Boop &:-o-8-< Betty Boop $$ For academic jobs $$$ For industrial jobs $$$$ For people starting up their own company % For bike accidents %') After drinking a fifth for lunch %*@:-( Hung over %*} Very drunk %-( Confusion %-(I) Laughing out loud %-<I> Drunk with laughter %-{ Sad variation %-| Been working all night I've been on the computer all night %-} Humor variation %-~ Picasso User was painted by Picaso %\v Picasso User was painted by Picaso &-| Tearful &.(.. Crying ':-) Accidentally shaved off one of his eyebrows this morning One eyebrow '~;E Unspecified 4-legged critter
( Unhappy Cheshire cat (!) Reference to non-Vanderbilt SEC football A tight ass ($) Speculation on why Vanderbilt is in the SEC () Reference to football (,'%/) Slept too long on one side (-.-)Zzz... Sleeping (sideways) (-::-) Siamese twins Putting heads together (-E: Wearing bifocals (-o-) Imperial Tie Fighter ("Star Wars") (00) Mooning you (8-) Wears glasses Homer Simpson I'm an Owl Swimmer (8-{)} Glasses, moustache and a beard (: (=| Wearing a ghost costume (mini whole body) (:+) Big nose (:- Unsmiley frowning (:-# I am smiling and I have braces (watch out for the glare!) Said something he shouldn't have (:-* Kissing (:-D Blabber mouth (:-I Egghead (:-\ VERY sad (:-{~ Bearded (:=) TWO noses (?) (H f Robocop in a hydraulic press (V)=| Pacman champion (X0||) Double hamburger with lettuce and tomato (^^)y-~~~ Smoking (sideways) (x) Reference to Vanderbilt football (|-| F Robocop (}-8] Left-handed bearded smiley with glasses and headphones ) Cheshire cat *!#*!^*&:-) A schizophrenic ** For winter sports generally **-( Too many shocks *-( Cyclops got poked in the eye Cyclops after meeting Odysseus *-) Shot dead User was shot for the last posting Cross-eyed smiley *8-) Beaker (the Muppet lab assistant) *<.'v Wearing snow cap (profile) *<8-)X Party outfit with hat and bow-tie *<|:-)) Santa Claus *L* User is blotto (sideways) *| For "oh what a beautiful sunset" User is commenting on the sunset +-(:-) Religious leader The Pope +<.'v Knight (profile) +<:-) "Peace be upon you, my children..." User is a bishop Monk/nun +<||-) Knight +O:-) The Pope ,.'v Has short hair (profile) - Helen Keller - @= Messages about nuclear war - -:-( Punk rocker (real punk rockers don't smile) - -:-) Punk rocker -) Jose Feliciano ---... SOS (variant) ---...--- SOS (really OSO, but retained anyway) -/- Stirring up trouble -:) Has mohawk -=#:-) Wizard ->- For airline tickets going cheap ->=:-)X Zippy the Pinhead '! Grim (profile) '" Pursing lips (profile) 'J Smiling (profile) 'P Sticking tongue out (profile) 'T Keeping a straight face (profile) 'U Yawning (profile) 'V Shouting (profile) 'Y Whistling (profile) '\ Frowning (profile) 'r Sticking tongue out (profile) 'v Talking (profile) 'w Speaking with forked tongue (profile) -( Always should wear safety glasses -] One eye .---... ABBA fan SOS ...( Wile E. Coyote after attempt on Road Runner's life \/ Duck variation ^v Pointy nose (profile) _) Suffering from Lorentz contraction (they're coming every ten minutes now) Suffering from Lorentz contractions /8^{~ User has a lopsided hair line, glasses, moustache, and goatee /:-| Mr. Spock /;-) Has one big thick cockeyed eyebrow /\ For camping and backpacking 0-( Scuba diver with a broken mask 0:-) Angel 3 :-) Bart Simpson 3:*> Rudolph the reindeer 3:-o Cow Bull 4:-) George Washington Sailor 5:-) Elvis Presley 6\/) Elephant 7:-) Fred Flintstone 8) Frog Wearing shades Real cross eyed User wears glasses 8-* Just ate a hot pepper 8-O --* Just before doubling over with pain 8-P Reaction to College Cafeteria Coffee 8-S Sees all evil 8-] "Wow, maaan" User is FDR 8-o Mr. Bill Shocked 8:) Pig 8=:-) Galloping Gourmet Chef 8P Bullfrog in mating season 8^ Chicken 8_) Don't get your nose out of joint User has his nose out of joint 8b Bullfrog in mating season : ) Leper Happy face :###) Jimmy Durante :$) Donald Trump :%) An accountant :'( Crying :'O Bob Hope :'} Richard Nixon :(=) Jimmy Carter :+( Punched nose, hurt :+) Carl Friedrich Gauss User has big nose Teddy bear smiley :-' Smoker Chewing tobacco User is spitting out chewing tobacco :-'| Has a cold :-( ) You backed your car over my toe :-( :-( :-( :-! Taylor Caldwell :-() User has stubbed toe Negro user Shout "I stubbed my toe" :-(0) Yelling :-(>~ "I just washed my goatee, and I can't do nuthin' with it." :-(O) Yelling Mick Jagger :-) , Outie belly button :-) . Innie belly button :-) 8 Dolly Parton :-) ... :-( ... :-) ... :-( ... Manic depressive :-) :-( :-| :-? Edgar Cayce :-) :-) :-) Loud guffaw :-) :-) :-) :-) Shirley MacLaine :-)!!! Sam Kinnison :-)' Drooling :-)) Double chin Very happy Al Jolson :-)* Speaks Esperanto User is man with a bowtie :-)-- 98-pound weakling (showing partial body) :-)-O Smiling doctor with stethoscope :-)== Arnold Schwarzenegger :-)X Wearing a bowtie Sen. Paul Simon :-)} Has goatee/beard :--) Jamie Farr (Klinger from M*A*S*H) :------------) Big liar :-.) Madonna Marilyn Monroe Cindy Crawford :->X==| Smiley formal wear Formal wear :-G- Smoking cigarettes :-M Speaking no evil :-O>-o Smiley American tourist (with camera) :-Q~ Smoking :-R Has the flu :-Y A quiet aside User is talking after the no yelling smiley :-bill Zydeco Bill, with harmonica in mouth and washboard on chest :-d~ Smokes heavily :-p~ Smokes heavily :-{ -__-: After slamming the toilet seat :-{~ User has read too many toilet paper articles previous to lunch :-| :-| Deja' vu :-|| Angry :/7) Cyrano de Bergerac :3-< Dog ::=)) Double vision or needs new shocks :<() African tribesman :<= Walrus :<| Attends an Ivy League school := | Baboon :=8) Baboon :>) Big nose :?) Philosopher :@) Pig Smilie with a pig nose :P Sticking out tongue Blowing a raspberry :Q) John Q. Public :Ui Smoking :Uj Smoking and smiling :V Woodpecker :V) Woodpecker :X Lips are sealed Sworn to secrecy :X) Hearing no evil :^( Has had his nose put out of joint User has a broken nose :^D "Great! 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,,,^..^,,, User is a cat peeking over a fence (sideways) ~M`'~ User is camel (sideways) `AR~ Baby elephant (sideways) (^o^) User is joyously singing (sideways) (^.^)/ User is waving hello (sideways, Japanese style) (;.;)/~ User is waving goodbye (sideways, Japanese style) (>_<) User is furious (sideways) User is hurt (Japanese style) (=_=)~ User is sleepy (sideways, Japanese style) {{(>_<)}} User is cold (sideways, Japanese style) @L@ User has spent too many hours at terminal ` ' User is a cat (at night) (sideways) (*_*) User is in love (sideways) ($_$) User is being greedy (sideways) Yuppie (x_x) User is dead (sideways) (u_u) User is sleeping (sideways) (OvO) User is an owl (sideways) (g_g) User is sleepy #!^~/ User is kissing and wears shades (profile) *<o'v User is wearing snow cap (profile) !o'v User has a flat top (profile) !o'v User is a dealer in Vegas +<#^v User is knight (profile) ,o'v User is has short hair (profile) o'! User is grim (profile) o'" User is pursing lips (profile) o'J User is smiling (profile) o'P User is sticking tongue out (profile) o'T User is keeping a straight face (profile) o'U User is yawning (profile) o'V User is shouting (profile) o'Y User is whistling (profile) o'\ User is frowning (profile) o'r User is sticking tongue out (profile) o'v User is talking (profile) o'w User is speaking with forked tongue (profile) o^v User is pointy nose (profile) =o'v User is has mohawk (profile) @o'v User is has curly hair (profile) do'v User is wearing hard hat (profile) ~o'v User is has long bangs (profile) _o^v User is an American Indian (profile) ,o^y User is smiling while talking (profile) 7=^> User is happy (3/4 view) /\/:/\ User is the Mummy (Z(:^P User is Napoleon :-8p User is Dizzy Gillespie (puffed cheeks and trumpet) IIIIII8^)X User is The Cat in the Hat `,`,`,`,`:| User is a Mrs. Frankenstein (:-O ==> User is Rush Limbaugh (note loud tie) =[8]-O User is Spaceman Spiff preparing to land C8<] User is Darth Vader [:=I] User is Frankenstein (>:^F) User is Count Dracula =|B-{|### User is from ZZ Top (8=X User is Death (Mr. Death to you) (skull & X bones) (|-( User is "Good Grief!" User is Charlie Brown (|-| F User is Robocop *:O) User is Bozo the Clown *<|:-)> User is Santa Claus 3:-) User is Bart Simpson User has curly hair Smiley cow 7:^) User is Ronald Reagan 7:u) User is Fred Flintstone :##) User is Jimmy Durante :-) 8 User is Dolly Parton (partial body) ;-p User is Popeye ]:-)} User is the Devil ]B-) User is Batman C|:-=) User is Charlie Chaplin (:-| User is Captain Jean Luc Picard Soldier }}:-( User is Worf =:) User is a bunny Smiley with raised eyebrows Skull =:x User is a bunny {:<> User is Daffy Duck >>>>>:============ User is a vegetable (asparagus) (:= User is a beaver Skull :=8| User is a baboon >:-3= User is Bugs Bunny (:<> User is a duck :8] User is a gorilla .\/ User is a duck (profile) #B<> User is a duck, with a spike haircut & Ray-Bans, quacking.
) User is the Cheshire cat (:-) : 8- User is a male {:-} 8 > User is a female (:-) : ==8 User is a male on the make
:-o : ^^: User is a male after zipping up fly too fast {:-} 8 X User is a female wearing chastity belt $:-) : 8- User is a male prostitute $:-} B > User is a female prostitute (8-( : -8 User is a masked rapist (:-) ? User is having a sex change (:-) : 8=== User is John Holmes *:-} 8 8- User is a transvestite [:-) 8 > User is a gay female (butch) {:-( : > User is a female with small breasts *:-} : 8- User is a gay male (fem)
:-( : :~ User is an impotent male
:-) : , 8- User has an outie belly button
:-) : 8-^- User is in need of some corrective surgery
:-) : 8-... User is taking a leak
:-\ : 8o User after a cold shower {:-| 8( )> User is a pregnant female
:-} : =M8 User is taking matters into his own hand >:-( 8 > User is a female after reading sexist opinions on feminists {:-) 8 > < User is a mermaid {:-) 8 >d-: Users are engaged in cuninlingus (showing body) @O=E<= User is a woman in skirt wearing turtleneck sweater (mini whole body) B-)-[< User is wearing sunglasses and swimming trunk (mini whole body) O>--< User is dead on pavement (mini whole body) o>8<|= User is writing messages about interesting women (mini whole body) oO:)& User is a grandmother *-=|8-D User is a clown #:o\:o/:o\:o/:o|| User is a totem pole >[:^) User watches too much TV []:-{o User is a Barbershop quartet singer <*(:-? User is a Wizard who doesn't know the answer ::-b|d-:: User is has glasses and is sticking out tongue at mirror (P-| User is a Borg X^o User is trying to focus on ASCII random dot stereograms K%*} User is very drunk with lampshade on head {-) User is needs a haircut (:-)>+ User is a Monk :-... User is heart-broken (:-)} User is bald and bearded (D:-] User is a General *!#*!^*&~ >:-( User is very angry after losing hours of work *(H-) User is a downhill skier *8=(: User is a blubbering idiot .-( User should have worn safety glasses ._) User is suffering from Lorentz contractions G-( User is a scuba diver with a broken mask 8-{) User is has glasses and a moustache 8===> User is a dickhead : ( User is a leper :-( ) User has had toes stepped on Shocked "You stepped on my toe" User is SHOUTING VERY LOUD :-(= User has buck teeth :-) :-( :-) :-( Manic depressive :-)>-o User is a doctor with stethoscope :-)K- User is wearing shirt and tie >:-@ User is extremely angry :-@%$# User is swearing :-G-~ User is smoking cigarettes :-O>-[o] User is an American tourist (note big mouth and camera) :-P* User is spitting out its chewing tobacco >:-t User is cross >;-(' User is is so mad that s/he is spitting %-( User is a practical joker who played one too many and got beat up Broken glasses ={:-)] User is in a bottle =:-#( User is punk rocker with a mustache (:-H User is football player ==:%(== User is has been railroaded =>B=) User is a punk rocker >:w) User is making the nose-thumbing gesture ?:-) User has wavy hair, parted on right C:H User is a football player I8${} User is a Ubangi (bone in nose) K:-) User is a little kid with a propeller beenie Smiley with a graduation hat A propeller hat/beanie R-( User has broken glasses @@@@@@:-) User is Marge Simpson (Homer's wife) ~(:-) User is Homer Simpson Tonto :-. User has 'no comment' Wispering/Talking Quietly. ~:o User is a baby Teacher ~:@ User is a baby with a pacifier :-C===8 User is giving or receiving a blowjob :-) (-: + :-o o-: + :-Pd-: Users in a kissing sequence =-) Sideways smily face :-o zz z z Z Z Bored :^U Turned face :^Y Turned poker face :^r Bleahhh (sticking tongue out) :^y Turned smiling face :^W Turned face with tongue out :^" Pursing lips :-[] Robot face :-[#] Smilie with braces Eating %) Artistic face Here's a racing yacht Cross-eyed C|:-) Smilie with a bowler hat :-)= Smilie with beard |-Q Smoking and yelling chinese !8-) Nerd with combed hair B-] Batman smiley K-[ Batman with eyes poked out =^-^= Cat smile [:~~~~>)##### Jewish guy smiling [:~~~~>o##### Jewish guy reading tora |:/ Constipated :-+ User with too much lipstick Exhausted :-*| User with moustache :-=( Hitler user 8-(:-} Matt user with propeller beanie :-h User with forked tongue :-)B User with large breasts User is a big girl (*): I Cyclops user *8-I Nerd user *X-I Dead nerd user =(:-) Punk user :::-) ElephantmanUser The Elephant Man ._/ Squashed user -: User up-side down with a brick in his mouth :-)I User on the town 8-)*--- Miami Vice user {{:-) Klingon warrior smiling after victory }}:-) Klingon warrior smiling after victory @:-\ Elvis ___m_oo_m___ Spying at the wall
___m_OO_m___ REALLY spying at the wall
___m_+o+_m___ Clown spying at the wall
^^m^^oo^^m^^^ Spying at the wall with nails
__mmmm_oo_mmmm__ Octopus spying at the wall
__\/_oo_\/__ Crab spying at the wall
____V@_____ Snail spying at the wall
__m_(-O-)_m__ Koala spying at the wall
__m_.(%)._m__ Yet another pig spying at the wall
______,________ Yet another ant spying at the wall
_____,P________ Ant with banner spying
___,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,___ Ants marching and spying at the wall
___,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,P,___ Ant Platoon marching and spying at the wall
____________ Invisible Man spying at the wall
__m__(((..)__m__ "Monica" spying at the wall
___m_--_m___ Chinese spying at the wall
__m____m___ Dwarf spying at the wall
___m_O_m___ Cyclops spying at the wall
___m_@^@_m___ Man with glasses spying at the wall
_m_oo_m_m_oo_m_ Twins spying at the wall
_m_oo_mm_oo_m_ Siamese Twins spying at the wall
--m--xx--m-- Dead cartoon spying at the wall
__m_oo_?__ Cap. Hook spying at the wall
__m_oo__ One-handed spying at the wall <B-v User using glasses and speaking @&o/ Tearful-skeptical user wearing a turban ~~:I User burning {|^x~ Hair-parted-in-the-middle user kissing and drooling *!#^!*:@) Pig-nose-schizophrenic user smiling <|*} Chinese-drunk-happy user OOOOX-~( Dead-Marge Simpson-sad user with a cold <X Crazy user giving a wet kiss +-::(@) Religious user using normal glasses and shouting [0-\ Cyclops-undecided user using a walkman <,-? One-winking-eye-only user smoking a pipe <&*c Tearful-drunk-unhappy user >&-r Tearful user sticking tongue out <8-* Surprised user eating something bitter (Bo/ Egg-head-skeptical user using glasses {:0 Orator user wearing a toupee }::-? 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'o` Sideways Smiley Variation (?) `o' Sideways Smiley Variation (?) `_' Sideways Smiley Variation (?) '_` Sideways Smiley Variation (?) "._." Sideways Smiley Variation (?) ~v~ Sideways Smiley Variation (?) ~_~ Sideways Smiley Variation (?) ^v^ Sideways Smiley Variation (?) ~!~ Koala smiley ~V~ Sideways Smiley Variation (?) ^V^ Sideways Smiley Variation (?) "v" Sideways Smiley Variation (?) "V" Sideways Smiley Variation (?) ~u~ Sideways Smiley Variation (?) ~=~ Sideways Smiley Variation (?) ^=^ Sideways Smiley Variation (?) ~U~ Sideways Smiley Variation (?) ~n~ Sideways Smiley Variation (?) ~O~ Sideways Smiley Variation (?) ~o~ Sideways Smiley Variation (?) ~x~ Sideways Smiley Variation (?) ><FISH> A fish (?)
>-",",","-)D> A fish (?)
__/\o_ A swimmer (?) A caterpiller (?) /\o/\ A spider (?)
/\_/\ A mountain range (?)
^+^ Sideways Smiley Variation (?)
\,/ A grin (?)
/'\ A mountain (?)
/~'v'~\ Girl with pigtails (?)
(~v~) Sideways Smiley Variation (?)
=^.^= A cat smiley (?) Callsign of KingKat
-,- Sleepy smiley (?)
-.- Sleepy smiley (?)
\/ A grin (?)
(^_^) Ear to ear smile Asian smiley ~=o oOo oOo o@=< (?) ooo O\O ooo KILROY!
ooo *\* ooo Maybe; (probably needs a wall)
__m_(OuO)_m__ With a wall. (some tty has nice 0's)
--ooo-------ooo-- Hanged at the other side of the wall ... c=: Phallus
C===: XXL size c=. Phallus of a Cyclop
=: Eunuch's phallus c=; Eunuch's phallus with a crushed testicle c=//=: Bobbit Phallus c=#=: Bobbit Phallus after operation. c=:: Four-engined ~: Child ,: Powerless |I| Frontside |.| Powerless in frontside c=3 In abstinence for a while c=B Clergyman (y) Pubis
8x Scissors (8x) Bobbit`s wife {y} Old pubis [y] Military pubis ((Y)) Fat lady (((Y))) Very fat lady (..(Y)..) More fat isn`t possible (x(Y)) X weighted lady (in Kg) (x) Gay =r) Big nose smiley =o) Big nose smiley (==) Kosh from Babylon 5 Cotton reel [-:-) Garibaldi from Babylon 5 ("Male pattern baldness") (o:-) Sinclair from Babylon 5 ("hole in your mind") { :-) Minbari from Babylon 5 &:-)> Narn from Babylon 5 {8-> Bart Simpson {8-* Maggie Simpson {8-) Lisa Simpson =O) Stimpy >>>>X-O>>>> Roadkill Smiley ///:-) "Nest" haircut <:3 )~~~~ Mouse/rat <:3 Rat/Mouse/Ferret :I) Smiley with septum pierce (flesh of nose between nostrils) (^-^) Smile <^O^> Laughing loudly (@_@) Stunned Grin (o_o) Shocked Smile m(_ _)m Deep bow used for apologizing or expressing thanks O_O Shocked (Japanese style) ^_- Winking (Japanese style) ^_~ Winking 2 (Japanese style) \ ^_^ / Joyful! (Japanese style) \(^o^\)(/^.^)/ Happy! (Japanese style) (*^_^*) Shy! (Japanese style) /.#( Adolf Hitler :-) >=> Smiley reading a book vH) Here's a drakkar (Viking longboat?). v##) Here's a largish boat with more sails than a schooner. v+)____, Here's a boat weighing anchor. Hmmm... .5 tons. <) Here's a house boat. v-| Here's my life raft. *<|<|<|= A Christmas tree. *%) A punk after the big booze. *8D A punk wearing glasses. ______2_2222_________ Ducks spying at the wall. _________@@__________ Imperial AT-AT spying over the wall of the Hoth rebel base (pun intended).
_________0-n_________________ Key forgotten for someone that was spying at this wall.
__________p^o_________ One-armed person using a binocular for spying at the wall, being far away. <+|:') The pope <+|:'@=== The vomiting pope /:-=( Adolf Hitler (=(:->* Uncle Sam ((:- =)X Charlie Chaplin : - = Hitler (-|---( : - ) The Pope [ : ] Frankenstien \|:// George Bush ]:)|--< I am the king *|:^)(.)(...) Snowman :-) -: Smilie with an erection.
:-) 8 - Female.
:-| 8( )- Pregnant Female.
:-( :- Impotent (Or let down).
:-) -8 Blue balls.
;-) o===8 Braggart.
:-\ 8o After a cold shower.
;-) ===8 Circumcised.
:-) -^-: In need of some corrective surgery.
:-) :-... Taking a leak.
:-} -oo-: Taking matters into hand.
:-o ^^^^: After zipping up fly too fast.
:-( : - You call those breasts? I've seen bigger lumps in oatmeal! :-0===8 Oh yeah? I bet that you... >]} A dragon wearing sunglasses 87) Cartoon character with a long nose and happy.. ~87( Cartoon character unhappy that he has only one hair on his head %87) Cartoon character happy he has his curly hair 87D Cartoon character with a long nose.. and VERY happy 87P O>w Cartoon character enjoying eating his ice cream cone 87P`` O>w Cartoon character REALLY enjoying eating his ice cream cone with drops of saliva dripping *smile*.. <:-EXB Vampirella :p :q :d :b :D User is licking his lips (sequence) |^) Chink smiley face (oj Smiley scuba diver with snorkel q;| Mean baseball-cap wearing Smiley x:<> Smiley Edd the Duck #/\/:) Smiley with cantilevered toupe }:8 Far Side cow smiley ~(:) Smiley playing at being an Indian <|) Chinese smiley #(: Left-handed user wearing a goatee Left-handed user has a really bad tie on
:)> Basic goatee smiley <(: Basic goatee smiley (left-handed) :))) User is real fat :-)<////> A guy with a bad tie on <\\\\>(-: A left-handed guy with a bad tie on >-COD User is "floundering" for something to say ___(member '(A B C D 1 (A B)) A)___ LISP code spying at the wall. (but it returns `t') *<|B-3D>---|E Santa Claus (?) =B-) User with spiked hair and sunglasses, smiling =B-( User with spiked hair and sunglasses, frowning )-: Bass-Ackwards smiley. Left-handed frowning smiley. o:-) Smiley with bullet hole in head (a.k.a. Dain-Bramaged Smiley) [*>-] Philippine Flag o>-<|= For messages of interest only to women. ~= A candle, to annotate flaming messages. >:-* Angry @=) Dan Quayle smiley @@@:) Marge Simpson smiley :| Data Smiley Indifferent v) Star Trek "The Traveler" Smiley @:O Mr. Bill smiley -(:-) German soldier from WWI |^j Profile, smiling, wearing those long, rectangular sunglasses thingies. /O\ User is ducking. /oo\ Male user cringing from an (expected) below the belt blow. .^, Looking Sideways/Happy :-L Blank with cigarette or pipe =-o Surprised <=-O Frightened/Scared =-<> Mouth Gaped Open/Awe Struck )|-[ Tired and Grumpy and Very Unhappy. (]:-) Happy in Soldier Hat or Gung Ho $-> Happily Excited or With Greedy Selfish Tone |-o Squinting while Talking :-|, Quiet/Hushed/Not Talking/Zipped Shut %+\ Messed Up/Spaced Out/Effected/Scrambled/Out-To-Lunch |-.zzzzzzzzzz Snoozing/Snorring/Sleeping Deeply/Knocked-Out (c: Smiley with big nose, seen from left (?) (c:) Bald smiley with big nose, seen from left (?) >^..^< Kitten _./// Echinda <-) Sail boat ===========:::? A cigarette =<:o) Bert from Sesame Street {=:{) A chef ==== > Pencil (]====[) Dumb-bell ====[] Mallet .,*~`~*,..,*~`~*,..@ Worm . . . @ Snail o-(:-) A Moogle's head |=====(MHV)=====| A Pro-Wrestling Title >P-( Angry cyclops <(|-B Silly! 0))__)> Pencil ^^^^^U^^^U^=___ Alligator 8//=/\-, Two people having sex 8//=\/-' Two people having sex /\^.^/\ Woman lying on her back @:-7 Elvis 5:-7 Elvis &:-? Elvis _\|/_ Sunset ~Y~ ^Y^ `Y' Trees _/^\/^\_ Mountains _/^\/^\__`Y'_~Y~_iii.._\|/_..iii_~Y~_`Y'__/^\/^\_ Sunset in the mountains _/^\/^\`Y'~Y~iii.._\|/_..iii~Y~`Y'/^\/^\_ Sunset in the mountains _/\, Inch worm ):8 A longhorn |-o| Tie Bomber |o| Tie Fighter (o) Tie Interceptor T_,--- Starship (-|-) Terrok Nor (DS9) </-o Klingon Battle Cruiser v-o Klingon Bird of Prey I-O Starship (top) (.)_(.) Eyes looking down :-)/ Licking Smiley :-)\ Licking Smiley (alternate for tongue action) :-)/ >-<-0 Licking Smiley with partner :-)/ >0<0 Licking Smiley with fat partner :-)/\/\/\/\/\/\/ Smiley with extendo froggie tongue for long distance licking :-)/\/\/\/\/\/\/>-<-0 Smiley licking a partner who is far away :-)/\(-: Two people swapping spit (tongue wrestling) :-}====8 User is giving or receiving oral sex (: Smile _--_ Hat _/\_ Another hat /. .\ A person looking the edge -|------- Sword -------|- Sword -+ Small sword +- Small sword __~~~~~~__ Another hat (_|_) An ass (:> Smiling ',:@ ) Dog Harold the not-pig }"{ Butterfly & Duck < > < Fish hTd Chairs and table :O) User has a really big nose :o)_~~ User smoking a cigarette :OXO: Big red kiss, never separated 3=8 A BF'ing =:-)= Punk rocker with a goatee ;-'] Cold [(:-)](:-( A toupee and it's windy =]:-)= Uncle Sam :' ( Crying -) Cross-eyed Jose Feliciano ====|:-)= Abe Lincoln ------(:-) Really tall mohawk #-| Dazed and confused :-<) Happy moustache man ..-] One-eyed smiley :-)... Drool :-*) Mustache variation B-)** Wearing glasses and a beard B-C==< Playing clarinet ooP< Bull Dossier HHooHHHooHH-oob Mack Truck (\):-) Turbine O=8-) Baker O:) Angel ]:> Devil }:> Devil Devilish grin =:-() Scared [:-|] I'm a robot (:\/ I'm a duck :-)=== I'm a giraffe Arnold Schwarzenegger :-} -oo-: User is taking matters into hand ;-) ===8 User is circumcised __m_oooo_m__ Yet another Siamese Twins spying at the wall (~)3 Beer 7:)+)3 Man with hair, sparkling smile, and chin \_/ Mixed drink :)_______O Drooling man => Interested smiley =8-O Frightened smiley :{ Mustache smiley ==|:-) Abraham Lincoln >:} Evil smiley }:K Vampire smiley }:( The devil :T Depressed smiley S:>B Preppy smiley SB-) Elvis with his hair and shades d:) Little boy with his little hat :// Smiley with its mouth taped shut O?? Boxer I challenge you! [O] Macho man {O} Old macho man }:-> Devilish grin @@@@@@@@@@:) Marge Simpson &:; Elvis ==:< Rabbit O-|-< Person ready for a hug (mini whole body) >B-{ Dr. Clayton Forrester (from MST3K) @:o TV's Frank (from MST3K) ,[]= Cambot, front view (from MST3K) O^=| Tom Servo (from MST3K) *;-o Joel Robinson (from MST3K) }8^) Mike Nelson (from MST3K) #8() Crow T. Robot (from MST3K) o()= Gypsy (from MST3K) }B-D Really Cool kid with shades and big smile =)--- Sword -|---- Sword o=|=====> Sword o==|======- Sword ====K------- Sword ==)---------- Sword >;< Butterfly >; Butterfly from the left side >Q< Fat butterfly >[]< "Butter"-fly ];[ Al Gore =;= Butterfly disguised as a dragonfly Dragonfly +;+ Butterfly with propellors o;o "Jet" butterfly ><; Confused butterfly *;* Butterfly with turbo propellors _._ Butterfly lying real still ^;^ Butterfly trying to be a bat Y;Y Butterfly with split ends &; Butterfly playing in yarn };{ Latest butterfly fashion (furled wings) *** Caterpillar O Cocoon `@;;;;;;;;;;; Caterpillar ,*' Bee -O Blackjack -|--- Dagger Cross --=<> Club ----- Quarterstaff --------- Bo staff ===...=== Nunchuku -|===- Short sword -|====- Sword -|=====- Long sword ---|=== Bastard sword ----)==== Great sword .--^--. Short bow .---^---. Long bow >>----> Arrow/Dart -==|)- Crossbow ----> Bolts ----## Mace ----* Morning star ==...* Mace and chain ----][ War hammer --==8 Battle axe ---v Throwing axe --------{} Pole arm ------> Spear ==----------- Whip [*] Lantern ====**:. Torch [#] Mirror ---9 Small hammer [0] Tinder box .....+ Holy symbol %^) Goofy grin or smile (profile) %-) Someone slightly stunned and smiling The Elephant Man ]:( Spanish Civil Guard <)OO__ Mouse __(2,C> Mouse <:3 )-- Mouse ----{,_,"> Mouse <",_,}-._ Mouse =8-@ Horrified smilie |-X Ex-smilie or dead smilie =:~) Boxer smilie (or Peloduro) -): Le smilie d'Avignon ) Cheshire smilie ('v') Smiley (?) \`v'/ Smiley (?) <~_~> Smiley (?) <-_-> Sleepy smiley (?) <-.-> Sleepy smiley (?) <-.~> Winking smiley (?) [^_^] Smiley (?) Graduate <^_^> Chinese smiley (?) Joy! (^.^) Smiley (?) (^v^) Smiley (?) (^|^) Smiley (?) ---(8:> Mouse --(_~:> Mouse <:~_)-- Mouse B}:3 Bunny smiley [:) Frankenstein #:) Matted hair 1 X:) Matted hair 2 H:) Matted hair 3 /:> Punk (:->) Really posh @:) Turban :0 Baby's first two teeth Wesley smiley (screaming as he finally gets killed off) D-) Cyclops <-:p Kid wearing baseball cap {:) Man with pimple on head (:0) Baby with first two teeth (:=FE) Man sticking out tongue [:>) Frankenstein (:>} Man with pointy chin (%_%) Acne (`.') Angry (-oo-) Baboon Tie Bomber (star wars, seen from front) (o_)~ Baseball cap (-y-) Beard ~{+.+}~ Bull (*_*} Chewing tobacco ( 8 ) Cyclops (@g@) Drool (^.`') Elvis {a_6} Glasses :-)>- Goatee A tie (^y^) Goatee (-@-) Heavy lipstick (@u@) Laugh (^=^) Lips sealed (^#^) Mustache (^*^) Pig ('n`) Pouting ("_") Punk rocker ('.`) Sad (`o') Screaming C=>:*')) Sick chef (ojo) Smoking (oLo) Smoking pipe (@.@) Surprised (*,*) Tongue out (^>&) Tongue in cheek (?:?) Undecided ]^>^[ Walkman (-_o) Wink (#.#) Zombie [<(=)>] Brazil [<O>] Brazil [ |*| ] Canada [|*|] Canada [* ] China [* ] China [-+---] Denmark Finland Iceland Norway Sweden [+--] Denmark Finland Iceland Norway Sweden [--+--] England [-+-] England [ | | ] France Ireland Italy [| |] France Ireland Italy [=====] Germany Luxembourg Netherlands Spain [===] Germany Luxembourg Netherlands Spain [ o ] Japan [ o ] Japan [>====] Kuwait [>==] Kuwait [-----] Poland [---] Poland [> <] Scotland [ + ] Switzerland [ + ] Switzerland [>----] Czech Republic [>--] Czech Republic [->|<-] United Kingdom (UK) [>|<] United Kingdom (UK) [ * ] Vietnam [ * ] Vietnam . Particle Man --. Particle Man running : Particle Man jumping up and down really fast \. Particle Man playing baseball ! Particle Man gets a bright idea ? Particle Man sliding down a water slide % Particle Man looking in the mirror * Particle Man discovers the pool is empty ./\. Particle Man swordfighting with a flea o Particle Man after seeing very sexy water molecule Very bored smiley .) Sammy Davis Jr. A Cyclops .oooO Left foot Oooo. Right foot .ooo0 Left foot 0ooo. Right foot <@_@> Bixie <x_x> Dead <$_$> Rich! <*_*> Love <u_u> Zzzz <+_+> Uhhh <g_g> Tired >>-----> Arrow <'___)~ Mouse O//////])============================== Light sabre *~'`^`'~*-,._.,-*~'`^`'~*-,._.,-*~'`^`'~* Ascii waves =\\\\\\\(============================- Foil ||||||[::]||||||||||||| Belt __/\o_ Swimming __/\o_ o Water polo |==|iiii|>----- Needle c[] Cup of tea |==[)XXXX>--- Different needle <(O)> An eye /\_i\o Guy dead from a sword wound ///\oo/\\\ Spider (or some kind of bug) <')))))>< Fish oxx)=---------- Sword <:~__)- Mouse . Flea Ant @(_)~~~ Hot coffee __@/ Snail {>:| User is a Klingon ::--)) Bad vertical hold X-O Sat on a pin :E Spider 8< Scissors >8 Scissors @/ Snail \@ Snail "@ Snail 8//=/\-. Sex (#)---== Badminton racket ,---'---'---'---=@=== Fishing rod j Hook W Tooth ,=;=;=;=;=;=;=O~ Centipede =8>-()< Chicken (:O:) Handiplus 'Oqqqqqqqqqqqqo- Centipede [{-_-}] ZZZzz zz z... A sleeping baby (pillow included) :<3o~ A mouse ^..^__)~ A piggie (in the mud) &8) Smiley wearing a hairpiece ::::::========------= ( ) (8) Playing pool -<>--=|=---^-'-`~'--+--8---#--/\--/o_----\0/----'`._,'`._,'- Sea with: island, island with palmtree, shark chasing man to boat, far away island with palmtree, sundown, far away island with two palmtrees, shark chasing man closer, man being pulled under by seamonster coming from right while causing waves. --=\=---=\=--- Barbwire 3#` Scorpion -=:\:=- Kayak [:-)I Frankenstein smiley >8=[.. User is an alien or Martian >8=[~ User is an alien or Martian ==(:o3) The Easter Bunny smiley {:^>) Grinning man with curly hair (and chin) :)3 Counselor Troi smiley (the 3 are her boobs) Female :{} Riker smiley (with moustache and beard) Wearing lipstick 8{0} Riker smiley (observing Troi's 3's) {{{ : } Worf smiley (note wrinkled forehead and smile) :)\[-8 Smiley beating off with his left hand 1-) One!?! (happy) 1-( One!?! (unhappy) 2-) Two!?! (happy) 2-( Two!?! (unhappy) 3-) Three!?! (happy) Odd look (happy) 3-( Three!?! (unhappy) Odd look (unhappy) 4-) Four!?! (happy) 4-( Four!?! (unhappy) 5-) Five!?! (happy) 5-( Five!?! (unhappy) 6-) Six!?! (happy) 6-( Six!?! (unhappy) 7-) Seven!?! (happy) 7-( Seven!?! (unhappy) 9-) Nine!?! (happy) 9-( Nine!?! (unhappy) 69-) Cancer Pisces Happy Moon Child (^)_(^) Basic smilie (Japanese symbol) wearing glasses - -- --- === --- -- - ASCII dividing line (= Smiling [-: Happy face <-| Cool guy smiling }~; Bruto with mustache <^: Smiling, profile {-% Drunk ]:) Goat ^_+ Sees a good thing +_^ Sees a good thing (XXXXX];;;;;;;;;;> Knife or Sword /*^_^*\ Sailor Moon 'ommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmo Millipede oOoOoOoO_OoOoOoOo Severe distress [b-] <(RESISTANCE IS FUTILE) Borg smiley saying Borg catch-phrase before assimilating a new species (_!_) A regular ass (__!__) A fat ass (_._) A flat ass (_^_) A bubble ass (_^^_) A bubble ass (_*_) A sore ass A French ass Tongue in cheek (_!__) A lop-sided ass {_!_} A swishy ass (_O_) An ass that's been around even more (_$_) This ass will cost you Money coming out of his ass (_/_) An asian ass (_~_) A latin ass (_x_) Kiss my ass (_X_) Leave my ass alone (_#_) Pound my ass (_##_) Pound my ass even harder (_zzz_) A tired ass (_oo_) An ass built for two (_o^o_) A wise ass (_o^^o_) A wise ass (_13_) An unlucky ass (_Y_) An ass that can't say No (_?_) A dumb ass (88888:-) Marge Simpson |#|[:](|) Crow T. Robot, long view (from MST3K) ^_^ Smile (Japanese symbol) (@@) "You're kidding!" (Japanese symbol) m(_)m Humble bow of thanks or apology (Japanese symbol) @|@ User has spent too long looking at the terminal d:-p Adolescent V(8-| Air Force pilot (|:-# American footballer _(D) Astronaut (O)-<-< Astronaut ~:-o Baby (crying) (: )t Bankrobber Terrorist C):-O Barbershop quartet member <>:-) Bishop X-# Boxer Q=:-) Chef (graduated) *:-)) Clown <*:oDX Clown ::(:-) Cosmonaut C):-) Cowboy c|:-O Cowboy ~(O)| Deep sea diver (O)| Deep sea diver :-L] Dentist )X-> Devil =|:-)X Diplomat ::--(( Earthquake victim ((cc-- Fractal geometrist ]:-] Gaelic musician A Celt ~(:-| General or marshal |<:-) Graduate <|## Hangman <:<)} Hippie (##] Hockey player [8-F Hockey player <*:-) Magician (#-[ Marine >X#-[ Marines never die, they just regroup in Hell *(:-| Military officer MP(:-[ Military Policeman o(:-) Miner (B-I= Modern art critic @*~ Pink Floyd fan oX) Pirate +(:-| Priest (orthodox) @-D Psychologist =[O-)] Racing driver E:-) Radio ham :--] Robot *#*!^*&:-) Schizophrenic O-( Scuba diver with a broken mask (B^| Secret agent =(#-I Sepultura fan C):-|* Sheriff :)% Skateboarder $(:-| Soldier (dog-soldier) (:-)" Soldier with medals / officer _(:-| Soldier from the communications corps |-(:-| Soldier from the radar division $:-$ Stockbroker (:=< Stormtrooper (Star Wars) <:|-|)< Student of physics S:-) Superuser :-)J Surfer -=*:-) TeX wizard :->-< Thief -- hands up! (D) Welder <:-D Witch :-)(-: Just married! )-::-( Married :-|:-| Deja' vu o>8<(= Message about interesting women %~v "God I hate line noise!" ,`:-C "Huh? What's the matter?" / "What's wrong?" ,':-) "That's a really interesting idea!" ;-S "I kind of like it" I-8)~V-|! A left-handed general of an AF Apache radar section ~8-| An alien !:-| An Apache \%*} An Apache after too much fire water =|:-)~D An Englishman (with cup of tea) @:] A goblin Wearing a turban _:-) An Indian (American) -(8-:): An Indian (American) :^$ Jewish >>:-1 A Klingon *):-) A Muslim *):|| A Muslim woman H=D A Negro 3:o] Pet smiley >:-o Smiley antelope :=| Smiley baboon 3:-] Smiley bullock :@| Smiley bull terrier 3:o Smiley calf .V Smiley duck B| Smiley frog ><:>== Smiley turkey (:[ Smiley worm (or ant) =:7)~~ Rat/mouse (the 7 is its nose) =;7)~~ Winky rat, sarcastic as ever =:7(~~ Sad rat =:7>~~ Sarcastic rat (the default) >;7)~~ Winky and devil combined ~~(*:= Left-handed mouse (drunk?) =%7)~~ Rat that has been staring at a green screen for 15 hours =87)~~ Rat with eyeglasses O=:--~~ Holy Rat in punker look =^..^= CyberKat /\oo/\ Spider or bat :o User is shocked [:) Wearing a Walkman :? Smoking a pipe :& Tongue-tied :{) Moustachioed :)= A vampire :)) Double-chinned Cheshire Cat xd:) Wearing a propeller hat :/ Crying :)~ Drooling :# Screaming %6 Brain dead (I Asleep :') Crying X) Dead An alien >:> Devilish |O Yawning P) A pirate :)8- Male (: ) A balaclava D) A crash helmet G:-) A football helmet */:-) A tam o'shanter *\:-) A tam o'shanter c):-) A bowler hat @}:-) A gardening hat (|:-) A helmet o<:-) A bobble hat <|:-) A party hat {|:-) A Mao suit :-)o- A tie :-)x===> A tie :-)8> A tuxedo :-)x> A tuxedo :-)8--- A tuxedo :-)o-> A suit and tie (: (=| A ghost costume B-)[< Sunglasses and swimming trunks (:-) : 8- User is male (:-) : -8 User is male and on the make *:-} 8 * User is female *:-} 8 O User is female and on the make (:-[ : 8- User is a male sadist (:/] > 8- User is a male masochist B-o User is a bondage fetishest (8-( : -8 User is a masked rapist *:-} 8 8- User is a transvestite {8:|| User is a transsexual ;-)o===8 User is a braggart :-\ 8o User after a cold shower :-o ^^^^: User after zipping up fly too fast :-{ -__-: User after slamming the toilet seat :-) < User is a slut $:-} 8 * User is a prostitute $:-) : 8- User is a gigolo *:-} : 8- User is a gay male [:-) : * User is a gay female (:-) ? User has had a sex-change :-) > User is celibate :-( :- User is impotent (or let down) :-) -8 User has blue balls :-) -: User has an erection :-) -^-: User is masturbating :-):-*8(-: User is having sex :-) :-... User is taking a leak 8-O --* User just before doubling over with pain >:-( 8 \*>-< User has disparaging opinion of feminists @:-X@ User enjoys bondage <=8:-) User is a dickhead :-)3 User is a big girl :-)-}8 User is a big girl ;-)-8 User is a big girl winking at you :-)O User is a very messed up girl :-{8 User is very unhappy with the results of her breast implant surgery :-O= User is showing their tongue to the doctor >8-0 User is in the throes of composition :-)| User is out on the town |-[#] User is about to explode |[*] User is exploding NOW! -: User is upside down with a brick in their mouth :::) User is smiling despite being riddled by bullets :-D* User is lughing so much they don't realize that there's a spider hanging from their lip :*D User is drunk and laughing in church for no good reason ;>) User is smirking :,-( User is crying :~(~~ User is crying 3-O User is snoring I-) User is sniggering %-(|) User is laughing out loud :'-D User is laughing so much that they're crying :,-D User is laughing so much that they're crying :-):-):-) User is guffawing loudly ]:-} =]]]]> King Arthur =|:=) Charlie Chaplin *<:-)> Santa Claus o-<:-}}} Santa Claus *<(:-) Santa Claus o-(:-{o{{{{ Santa Claus o<:-}} Santa Claus =:o] Bill Clinton (*): I Cyclops (O-) Cyclops :-[x> Count Dracula :g) The Elephant Man [:-|I Frankenstein's monster }:-{| Clark Gable Snidley Whiplash :=( Adolf Hitler :-=( Adolf Hitler :-) --- John Holmes (:-) : 8=== John Holmes :-) ===8 John Holmes (8 ) The Invisible Man ?8-o Elton John :-(( Al Jolson C)B-) The Lone Ranger }B-i Groucho Marx :-) 8 Dolly Parton +<(:-) The Pope @:-() Elvis Presley |:] Robocop c)P-( Long John Silver :8-1 Bart Simpson 3 :-) Bart Simpson ****:-) Marge Simpson Q:-o William Tell, Jr. (8<| Darth Vader =)||) Zorro 8===8 Satellite Of Love (from MST3K) >----(^_^)----< A hug (|) E-moon You are being mooned ~===[] A candle --------8<----m-oo--m--------- Cut here in order to spy at the wall _________8______________ Snowman spying at the wall (too small?) X-) An alien >) An alien >{|> An alien Geordi with his visor @_0 User is having a stroke (one pupil smaller than other) 0_@ User is having a stroke (one pupil smaller than other) @_O User is having a stroke (one pupil smaller than other) O_@ User is having a stroke (one pupil smaller than other) (_<>_) An ass ready for action! Buttcake (_^?_) Neat shaven ass (_@_) Buck ass (_+_) A boinker (never stand behind one) (1+1=2) A smart ass (2+2=3) A dumb ass `o._.o' A head with eyes and a nose \-(o)-(o)-/ Pair of glasses and eyes .-=-. UFO .-=o=-. UFO .-~-.-~-.-~ Waves /)/)/)/)/)/) Waves c^o-o^ Putting glasses on |-o-| Small Tie Fighter `'~,.,~'`'~,.,~'`'~,.,~'`'~,.,~' Wave or banner decor |><| Hour glass on side ^*_*^ Forward facing smiley //O\\ Spider '==xx\0 Dead guy '==>x\9 Dead girl '-=,o Dead child .....`=o=^o> <o^=o'..... 2 cars fixing to crash .......`o=^o> '-=,o Car about to run over dead child @[O],[O] Dude with glasses @(o),(o) Dude with glasses O==I======> Small sword xxx--------> Arrow ..'...-=...,.o......`o=^o> Car ran over dead child --~~~=:>[XXXXXXXXX]> Rocket Y-Y^y^-/|\--Y^y^yY Looking ahead on a desert highway ``'//^\=Z -=O Turtle after a tadpole ___/<^>\___ Front view of a stealth bomber & & >^\\\<| Big fish going after little ones ~^~^~'====>`~^~^~^~^~ Torpedo in water (<>..<>) Alien Grey _."._."._."._."._."._."._ Another waveform <'>< Mini-fish ><`> Mini-fish db db db Big dots -<=+ Mini-plane [`.`.`.`] Data plug <<>><<>><<>><<>><<>> Head-band >< >< >< >< >< >< >< Big Xs <:>:<:>:<:>:<:>:<:>:<:>: Head-Band |/|\|/|\|/|\|/|\| Another bar )(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)( Border \__o- \__o- \__o- \__o- Duckies >(((((*. Fishy /^(o.o)^\ Bug --=============)@@@@@@-o Sword [-oo-] Tie Bomber 3:-) Bull or Cow *<:O) Bozo the Clown *<( :-)}}}} Santa (8) Yo mamma's ass >:O)~ Wicked Clown [-o-] Darth Vader's Tie Fighter <-o-> Tie interceptor (star wars, seen from front) {-o-} Darth Vader's tie fighter (star wars, seen from front) >::< X wing (star wars, seen from behind) <-E Y wing (star wars, seen from above) <Q) Mini-Millenium falcon (star wars, seen from above) <[=][ A-wing (star wars, seen from above) (*)--(*) Besbin twin cloud car (star wars, seen from front) ::E--= E-wing (star wars, seen from above) <<<|->[ Victory star destroyer (star wars, seen from above) C(((((cc- Rebel transport (star wars, seen from above) =[<={[ Rebel snowspeeder (star wars, seen from above) <-E=-> Star cruiser (star wars, seen from above) ,,,^._.^,,, Cat oK Someone walking O> A birdie ^?-) Anonymous smiley :-=| Adolf Hitler smiley (:-))-|-< Ever thought how Smiley's body looks like? X=(;-))-|8-<= Ever thought how Smiley's girlfriend looks like? 0=]:-) Smiley with a top (silk) hat :s A tounge tied person 00 An Oreo being opened which resembles that you're going to to take a snack break C= Lightbulb resembling you have an idea = :> Devil :B Buck tooth boy Person who needs braces What's up doc? o_06 Face with a big drop of sweat <>< Ichtus, a.k.a. Jesus fish @(^_^)@ Princess Leia from Star Wars 8===8<0>8===8 X-wing from Star Wars ^.~ User is winking (Japanese symbol) n.n User is smiling User is happy (Japanese-style symbol) ^_^x Himura Kenshin from Rurouni Kenshin User has a sweatdrop (Japanese symbol) *(^-^)* Sailor Moon from Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon /*-_-*\ Sailor Moon from Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon '-'--<3 Chibiusa's Time Key from Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon o^o-o|_ Forklift o^o-o{ Bulldozer :-p*d-: People French kissing (o ) (o ) Headlights :-)` Smiley with a dimple ---[ #] Mouse ---( o) Another mouse ---( 8) Two-button mouse (O)---- Trackball E==)--- Joystick [#]| Computer [ ]| Computer with blank screen _-~-_-~-* Bouncy + Bouncy with a mohawk @ Bouncy on a bad hair day # Bouncy with a fancy hairdo *- Bouncy with a tie *- # + . Bouncy family: father, mother, teenage son, and baby %*%== Bouncy in a tree -,O,'* Hippo or cow /|**|`= Mooo `:-| Spock :-<> McCoy >;<*>-|--< Person eating bouncy :)-8--<d: Guess (?) Woman performing oral sex on man :9 Happy face sticking its tongue out :6 Unhappy face with tongue out Talking out of the side of the mouth <*,^^,-- It's a dragon! ~~~<*,^^,-- It's a fire-breathing dragon! -+#:|-|-< <*,^^,-- Dragon vs. wizard -+#:)->-< <* `vv`-- The wizard won -+# ~~XO-!-( `<*,^^,-- And sometimes the dragon wins. 8--- Male (0) Female 8---(0) Having sex =^V Surprised (in profile) o{||?:^D Mike Nesmith from The Monkees (hat and wavy hair) ( :o) Happy Bill Clinton ( :o| Serious Bill Clinton ( :'o( Sad Bill Clinton ( :op Exhausted Bill Clinton ( 8o) Bill Clinton checking out the new sexy interns Bill Clinton jogging past a McDonalds
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Credits: Disclaimer: from compiler James Marshall: James Marshall
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