Examples of Intentional Obfuscational Wordsmithing
1. Informational Packratologist (Readability ranges from 42 to 70 depending on which Fog Index calculator used)
Any individual practicing
sub-specialization, Professional or otherwise, having the directly
inescapable propensity towards obdurately
accumulating masses of innumerable
subcategories of information; (whether digitally
stored media within a hyper-systematized
computational device having perpetually
increasing drive space, or whether manually stored
in paper format) WHO; by virtue of the collective
influence of certain potential neuropsycho-
pathological presences of various indeterminate,
pre-existing or developmental behavioral
characteristic profiles embedded with high
degrees of intensive associational affinity with
obsessive-compulsive disorder, exhibiting any
variant subcategory within the embodiments
of those specific behaviors commensurate with the
apparently materializational manifestation
of the phenomenon of quite intentionally evading
any activities or otherwise exhibiting suitably
motivated collateral eschewance of associated
projects that have the actual, presumed, or
intimated directionally gravitated affiliation
towards having a clean attribute categorization.
Identification Criteria
The
accumulations that follow the activities of the aforedescribed Informational
Packratologist
are considered primary sequelia of these activities;
yet these activities are considered to be
secondary sequelia to the neuropsychological attributes
of the sub-specialist in his/her practices,
both private and public domain; regardless of the cover
of implied professionalism; or, contrariwise,
the apparent lack therof.
Occupational Retitlement Opportunity
The
subspecialization thus aforedescribed henceforth opportunistically qualifies for
the
individual to parallelistically assimilate the title
of:
Professor of Eminence in Obfuscational Language and Literature!
2. A Special Disclaimer! Confidentiality Cover Letter!! (Readability range is 42.5 - 62.53).