We Have Clinton to Thank!
THIS MAKES INTERESTING READING AND SHOULD BE ON EVERY
FRONT PAGE AND EDITORIAL PAGE OF EVERY NEWSPAPER IN THE
COUNTRY, NOT TO MENTION EVERY NIGHTLY NEWS CAST.......
BUT DON'T HOLD YOUR BREATH!!!!!!!

Subject: Thank You, Mr. President!

An Episcopalian minister in Georgia saw the bumper sticker of a proud
Clinton supporter that said, "Thank Me. I Voted Clinton-Gore."

After reflecting on that statement, he wrote down the things we can
all thank the Clinton-Gore voters for. Here are some excerpts:

Thank you for introducing us to Jennifer Flowers, Paula Jones, Monica
Lewinsky, Dolly Kyle Browning, Kathleen Wiley, Juanita Broaddrick, and two
dozen other names that we might not have met and known otherwise.

Thank you for showing all the men and women of America that sexual
harassment in the work place, and on the job, is okay, as long as it
involves powerful middle-age executives and young (subordinate) women half
their age.
Thanks for educating us to the fact that this is a "private matter."
Thank you for allowing us to come to the realization that "sexual
relations" is not clearly defined after all. And to think that all these
years I thought that oral sex really had something to do with sex!
Thank you for giving us a president who discusses his choice of underwear
with teenagers. We always did want to know if presidents wore boxers or briefs.
Thank you for showing us that the ridiculous plot of the movie, "Wag the
Dog," could be plausible, after all.
Thank you for reintroducing the concept of impeachment to a new generation.
Thank you for reminding us that the government that gave us the IRS and
welfare also lusts for control of the greatest healthcare system in the world.
Thank you for reminding us that the FBI, who has files on millions of
Americans, can give those files to people powerful enough to demand them.
Thank you for making Jimmy Carter look competent.
Thank you for making Gerald Ford look graceful.
Thank you for making Richard Nixon look honest.
Thank you for making Lyndon Johnson look truthful.
Thank you for making John Kennedy look moral.
Thank you for the 72 House and Senate witnesses who have pled the Fifth
Amendment to avoid testifying about Democrat campaign fund raising.
Thank you for the 17 witnesses who have fled the country to avoid
testifying about Democrat campaign fund raising.
Thank you for the 19 charges from Whitewater investigations, the 4
convictions from whitewater investigations, the 8 imprisonment's from
Whitewater investigations, and the 55 criminal charges and 32 criminal
convictions (so far) in the various Clinton related  scandals.
Thank you for the 938 overnight stays at the White House given to Clinton
supporters.

Yes, thank you for "the most ethical administration in American history!"

All I can add is "Amen." And, just think, some want to continue this
legacy by electing Al Gore!!!

Vote your conscience and your conviction for returning moral character to
the White House, do NOT vote for Gore on Nov 2000!

Source: Anonymous e-mail.  I will apply proper acknowledgement for credit to the individual
              who authored this fine piece of political commentary, once that individual establishes
              a valid claim for authorship.  Thanks whoever you are :)

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